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Anonymous asked: Could you tell me some tips on how to suck big dick. Sometimes I can't even fit my bfs cock in my mouth because it's long and thick.

dirtyberd:

Unhinge your jaw. Like a snake. Take the whole dick, then his whole body. Fucking eat him, gurl. Guys love that, trust me

I’m real comfortable, and I mean that, and I’ve said it. I’m on record. I’m comfortable in my situation. It’s not like I need someone to do anything right now. I’m fine because I think our team’s going in the right direction again. [When asked about an extension] I’m open to anything. — Mike Babcock clears up some rumors (via copperbooom)

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  • Bae: my parents aren't home
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